printing emails is the new clubbing seals

after a forward from a coworker to this page, i cyber-slacked my way to some "green taglines" for email signatures...these are my favorites:

• Printing this email makes David Suzuki cry.
• Printing emails is the new clubbing seals.
• Unless this is a twenty dollar bill, it isn’t worth printing.
• Show climate change who wears the pants in this biosphere; refrain from printing this email.
• 10 Hectares of Ancient Boreal Forest were used to print your list of Top Ten Things Cats are Thinking.
• The Rare Spotted Mewling Toad agrees that printing your memo is more important than his habitat.
• F.Y.I., your boss hates the sight of paper. It’s a ‘Nam thing. Maybe try forwarding instead of printing.
• Why print this email? You wouldn’t copy a DVD to BetaMAX.
• Rome lasted over a thousand years without printing emails. Are you really going let Nero and Elagabalus have a better impact on the environment than you?

you can find the rest of them"here" ... then you can print them out and hang them in your cubicle